Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You've changed since you got that strap on
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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