you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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