Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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