So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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