All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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