i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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