Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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