she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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