dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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