wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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