Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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