Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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