her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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