It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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