Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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