Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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