Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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