No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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