I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i believe in u and ur pee
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