come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The best revenge is premature balding
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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