My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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