Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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