I looked at my own cervix.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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