Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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