That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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