theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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