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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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