I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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