Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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