haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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