I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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