Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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