you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Plan B is the new Plan A
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Say something about gay babies.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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