im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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