She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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