So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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