There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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