I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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