Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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