i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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