what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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