So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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