white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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