So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
