He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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