Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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