Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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