Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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