The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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