I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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