The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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