Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
