i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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